Viewing randyjohnson's Portfolio

Title Type Folder Commentssort icon Views Posted
1 God's masterpieces Poem 118 17 years ago
2 I Wore White After Labor Day Poem 249 3 years ago
3 Womanizer Poem 141 16 years ago
4 Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. Poem 219 11 years ago
5 Goodbye Debbie Poem 169 8 years ago
6 Each Day That We Have Is Precious Poem 154 9 years ago
7 Miserable little brat Poem 145 16 years ago
8 Liars! Poem 236 18 years ago
9 The accident Poem 115 18 years ago
10 Striking another human being is wrong Poem 142 16 years ago
11 Crosby Park Poem 159 5 years ago
12 That dreaded call Poem 109 17 years ago
13 Bernard's Birthday Poem 109 2 years ago
14 Buying cigarettes for a minor Poem 225 13 years ago
15 Polite Bank Robber Poem 260 10 years ago
16 He spit in my drink Poem 413 14 years ago
17 Anna Nicole Poem 165 18 years ago
18 My guilt Poem 215 17 years ago
19 The temptations of Christ Poem 124 17 years ago
20 Norm Poem 153 3 years ago
21 Your grave was slowly being dug Poem 116 16 years ago
22 The homeless are not bums! Poem 249 11 years ago
23 God Gets More Angry Every Day Poem 263 8 years ago
24 Spiritual Food Poem 135 9 years ago
25 Worship God Poem 222 17 years ago
26 My peter was burned by a heater Poem 267 18 years ago
27 That piece of trash Poem 118 18 years ago
28 I wish I could call God Poem 139 16 years ago
29 Not a stud Poem 119 17 years ago
30 The Death Of Robert Forster Poem 170 5 years ago
31 Lisa Marie Poem 134 2 years ago
32 TPed Poem 370 13 years ago
33 I Killed A Gangster Poem 274 10 years ago
34 Socks Poem 134 17 years ago
35 Deception Poem 149 18 years ago
36 Only a monster could do that Poem 125 17 years ago
37 What I did was evil Poem 118 16 years ago
38 The Late John Challis Poem 120 3 years ago
39 Faith and prayers Poem 134 16 years ago
40 I have much less to be thankful for Poem 272 11 years ago
41 The Importance of Saying Grace Poem 220 8 years ago
42 Jehovah God Is Real Poem 148 9 years ago
43 Lousy pilot Poem 124 18 years ago
44 Driving on the left Poem 135 18 years ago
45 Thankful on Thanksgiving Poem 126 18 years ago
46 The American way Poem 143 16 years ago
47 Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby Poem 180 5 years ago
48 Wedding dress Poem 112 17 years ago
49 Red II Poem 198 5 years ago
50 Burkette Poem 159 2 years ago
51 Giving thanks Poem 279 13 years ago
52 Fantasy Island Poem 288 10 years ago
53 I lost a thousand bucks Poem 230 17 years ago
54 He shot his daughter Poem 105 17 years ago
55 Jimmy Poem 217 17 years ago
56 Late again Poem 125 17 years ago
57 Pink Hair Poem 221 3 years ago
58 Holy crap Poem 129 16 years ago
59 Christmas Eve Poem 136 11 years ago
60 Trump's Inauguration Poem 160 8 years ago
61 When Mom Is Resurrected Poem 289 9 years ago
62 You're not fit to wear that badge Poem 186 17 years ago
63 The munchies Poem 109 18 years ago
64 Yuck! Poem 127 17 years ago
65 Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bad Rap Poem 252 5 years ago
66 The Late Jacqueline Hill Poem 114 1 year ago
67 Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 Poem 269 13 years ago
68 Dick Tracy Poem 292 10 years ago
69 Vengeful spirit Poem 239 17 years ago
70 April 29, 1988 Poem 138 16 years ago
71 Morristown Hamblen Healthcare Poem 299 10 years ago
72 If You Haven't Been Saved Poem 181 8 years ago
73 Transvestite Poem 134 17 years ago
74 Toupee or not toupee Poem 129 18 years ago
75 Shark attack Poem 133 18 years ago
76 Stuck Up Twit Poem 202 5 years ago
77 Saint Patrick's Day Poem 142 16 years ago
78 John Wayne Brown - Part IV Poem 239 5 years ago
79 Beauty and The Beast Poem 188 1 year ago
80 Ebenezer Scrooge Poem 181 13 years ago
81 I Got A Rock Poem 316 10 years ago
82 I kicked George Costanza's ass Poem 125 17 years ago
83 DOOM Poem 106 17 years ago
84 Sugar Daddy Poem 163 3 years ago
85 I shot Yogi Bear Poem 241 16 years ago
86 First class ticket to Heaven Poem 305 10 years ago
87 There's No Place Like Home Poem 147 7 years ago
88 When Cruelty And Suffering Occur, It Isn't God's Will Poem 157 9 years ago
89 Robert Culp Poem 143 14 years ago
90 Cruel twist of fate Poem 280 15 years ago
91 So easy a caveman can do it Part 2 Poem 113 18 years ago
92 That Damn Wimpy! Poem 159 15 years ago
93 Anchovies Poem 238 5 years ago
94 The black cat Poem 128 17 years ago
95 Mother's Day, 2023 Poem 174 1 year ago
96 Rich snob Poem 236 12 years ago
97 My Soul Has Been Damned Poem 311 10 years ago
98 Sixty Poem 117 17 years ago
99 The day the little boy drowned Poem 232 17 years ago
100 Villechaize Poem 131 17 years ago
101 R.I.P. Bob Grant Poem 275 3 years ago
102 Sick twisted revenge Poem 111 16 years ago
103 Don't Text and Drive Poem 228 10 years ago
104 Mister Rickman Poem 138 9 years ago
105 Snuff Poem 130 17 years ago
106 I love rattlesnake Poem 125 17 years ago
107 Are VCRs extinct? Poem 156 18 years ago
108 World's biggest player Poem 137 15 years ago
109 Bill Maynard Poem 194 5 years ago
110 You always treat my brother better Poem 123 17 years ago
111 Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas Poem 206 5 years ago
112 Eternity in Hell Poem 217 12 years ago
113 The Flying Nun Flies No More Poem 439 10 years ago
114 Illegal alien Poem 102 17 years ago
115 That's not rape Poem 153 17 years ago
116 Electric Chair Poem 126 17 years ago
117 The Late Bob Dole Poem 347 3 years ago
118 Penny and Brain Poem 158 16 years ago
119 Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part IV Poem 165 7 years ago
120 Swastika Poem 225 17 years ago
121 Delgado's death Poem 132 18 years ago
122 Traitor! Poem 165 15 years ago
123 April Fool's Prank Poem 244 5 years ago
124 Why do people think I'm dumb? Poem 121 17 years ago
125 The Loss Of Swift Poem 206 5 years ago
126 The Demise Of Delgado Poem 116 1 year ago
127 Free tooth extractions Poem 154 12 years ago
128 Evil Lawyer Poem 328 10 years ago
129 God is my best friend Poem 155 15 years ago
130 America wants to hear your voice 'Revised Edition' Poem 226 16 years ago
131 Nothing can bring them back Poem 130 17 years ago
132 Ex-producer Poem 141 17 years ago
133 In Jail For The Holidays Poem 103 3 years ago
134 Begala's insult Poem 131 16 years ago
135 Goodbye Kmart Poem 283 7 years ago
136 He Said No To Fellatio Poem 193 9 years ago
137 Five alarm chili Poem 118 18 years ago
138 Lousy lover Poem 160 15 years ago
139 I'm in jail because of my wife's breasts Poem 194 5 years ago
140 Seed Poem 115 17 years ago
141 I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun Poem 305 10 years ago
142 You're a dirty rat Poem 211 17 years ago
143 The hitchhiker Poem 248 17 years ago
144 I testified against a mother fucker Poem 118 17 years ago
145 Symbol of love Poem 118 17 years ago
146 Saying Hello To 2022 Poem 309 3 years ago
147 Hey, that's my pickle! Poem 154 16 years ago
148 Only God Knows Poem 243 9 years ago
149 Apple pie Poem 233 17 years ago
150 Father Ted Poem 161 14 years ago
151 Cyborg Poem 115 18 years ago
152 A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy Poem 265 15 years ago
153 Tim Conway's Passing Poem 231 5 years ago
154 Strawberries Poem 116 17 years ago
155 The Gambler and Lucille Poem 172 4 years ago
156 Deceased For A Decade Poem 134 1 year ago
157 Horse's patoot Poem 196 12 years ago
158 Goodbye, James Best Poem 266 9 years ago
159 My Grandpa Poem 230 18 years ago
160 Get off the damn phone! Poem 156 17 years ago
161 Singapore Poem 379 14 years ago
162 Vegetarian Poem 135 17 years ago
163 The Prank Poem 262 3 years ago
164 We're all in a sinking boat Poem 121 16 years ago
165 Ask Not What God Can Do For You Poem 292 7 years ago
166 Death Is Only Temporary Poem 215 9 years ago
167 CIA Poem 186 17 years ago
168 Quintuplets Poem 421 14 years ago
169 You hit the sauce and the floor Poem 224 18 years ago
170 God Bless Those Who Fought and Died Poem 154 5 years ago
171 The bomb Poem 114 17 years ago
172 Happy Birthday, Talia Poem 178 4 years ago
173 Papaw's 100th Birthday Poem 149 1 year ago
174 Penny in the fusebox Poem 225 18 years ago
175 Crybaby Poem 111 17 years ago
176 Burned to the ground Poem 101 17 years ago
177 The Horrible Duel Poem 189 2 years ago
178 Let's Make God Rejoice Poem 147 9 years ago
179 I dreamed that I was Darth Vader Poem 164 18 years ago
180 You damn bullies Poem 328 14 years ago
181 Counting pennies Poem 118 18 years ago
182 The scream Poem 120 18 years ago
183 Intoxicated driving Poem 140 14 years ago
184 What women want Poem 132 17 years ago
185 Battered Wife Poem 126 1 year ago
186 Soulmate Poem 363 12 years ago
187 That damn cream!!! Poem 130 18 years ago
188 Let go of your hate Poem 139 17 years ago
189 I'm going to fuck you up Poem 140 17 years ago
190 Clown shoes Poem 230 17 years ago
191 You Went To A Better Place Poem 326 2 years ago
192 Drink and drive Poem 122 16 years ago
193 Great Omnipotent Dude Poem 161 7 years ago
194 Satan Rules The World Poem 154 9 years ago
195 Gone fishing Poem 99 18 years ago
196 Jesus was a family man Poem 278 14 years ago
197 My second wiener Poem 150 18 years ago
198 Lily Munster Poem 125 18 years ago
199 Corey Haim Poem 166 14 years ago
200 Perverts Poem 221 17 years ago
201 The Eighth Mother's Day Poem 264 4 years ago
202 A taste for booze Poem 162 12 years ago
203 High School Graduate Prose 289 9 years ago
204 R U thankful? Poem 118 17 years ago
205 I want more caviar Poem 248 17 years ago
206 The little boy's cat Poem 216 17 years ago
207 Gore was cheated Poem 110 16 years ago
208 How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? Poem 182 9 years ago
209 I married my sister Poem 234 17 years ago
210 You give loneliness a good name Poem 182 14 years ago
211 Jerry Stiller Poem 146 4 years ago
212 Pee-Wee Herman Poem 102 1 year ago
213 Two-faced mechanic Poem 143 12 years ago
214 Paul and Silas's Imprisonment Poem 144 8 years ago
215 Number One Poem 115 9 years ago
216 Cousins in love Poem 235 17 years ago
217 Lousy postal service Poem 229 18 years ago
218 I'm being murdered Poem 122 17 years ago
219 Mother's Day 2022 Poem 241 2 years ago
220 Paul Benedict Poem 253 16 years ago
221 Felicity Undead Poem 156 7 years ago
222 How Do You Spell Benevolent Master? Poem 175 8 years ago
223 I'm eating crow Poem 150 17 years ago
224 My son's suicide Poem 208 14 years ago
225 Half a worm Poem 134 18 years ago
226 Thank God Poem 111 18 years ago
227 Goodbye Gary Poem 148 14 years ago
228 The leaves are falling from the trees Poem 222 17 years ago
229 Paying Tribute Poem 162 4 years ago
230 Anger in my soul Poem 141 12 years ago
231 If I Was A Celebrity Poem 182 8 years ago
232 I Can't Believe In Darwin's Theory Poem 230 9 years ago
233 Handicapped Poem 136 16 years ago
234 Mistaken identity Poem 226 18 years ago
235 My father Poem 214 17 years ago
236 In The Face Of Danger Poem 124 2 years ago
237 Silver lining Poem 118 16 years ago
238 Black Friday Poem 178 7 years ago
239 He Married Herself Poem 158 8 years ago
240 Nintendo Wii Part 2 Poem 117 17 years ago
241 You pulled a gun on a boy Poem 334 14 years ago
242 Killer car Poem 114 18 years ago
243 Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass Poem 206 18 years ago
244 I am Pac-Man Poem 355 14 years ago
245 Jesus will enrich your life Poem 222 17 years ago
246 The 30th Anniversary of Bill Bixby's Death Poem 118 1 year ago
247 Andy Poem 252 12 years ago
248 I Will Only Pledge Allegiance To God Poem 139 8 years ago
249 The Greatest Jewish Man Poem 104 9 years ago
250 Blackmail Poem 125 17 years ago