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The following quotes, statements, quips and sayings are perfect for bumper stickers, church sermons, inspirational speeches, Judd Apatow movie lines, memes, iron-on patches, CafePress coffee mugs and fucking with your friends in a game of "Who Said That: Catch Phrases."


These words are all by me, Jeph Johnson (AKA DaddyO, if it's a kink specific quote).  Some are adapted from or influenced by whichever person I have cited in the quote.


If you want to use one of my quotes I simply ask that you give me credit.


Really.


Ideally, I would like you to send me an email informing me of where you are using it, and why.


Oh, I will let you use it, but I just want a chance to defend myself if, by chance, you are putting it into a context I was not consenting to, or correct my error if indeed I say something stupid.


Oh, and if you make any money from my quotes, for gosh sakes, you may spend it on sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. I only ask for a 1/3 share. Share the sex with me! You can keep the drugs and rock 'n roll. 


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1 "Accept" 102 2017/01/26 3 years ago
2 "Acceptance" 75 2017/01/26 3 years ago
3 "Acquired Taste" 101 2017/01/26 3 years ago
4 "Almost Anything I" 146 2017/01/29 3 years ago
5 "Almost Anything II" 131 2017/01/29 3 years ago
6 "Alternate Dreams" 93 2017/01/26 3 years ago
7 "Apart" 121 2017/01/27 3 years ago
8 "Art" 88 2017/01/26 3 years ago
9 "Attitude" 91 2017/01/26 3 years ago
10 "Bandwagons" 105 2017/01/27 3 years ago
11 "Behavior" 146 2017/01/29 3 years ago
12 "Corporate Consent" 102 2017/01/26 3 years ago
13 "Depressive Misfit" 106 2017/01/26 3 years ago
14 "Discerning Minds Don't Wanna Know" 112 2017/01/26 3 years ago
15 "Extra Alone" 150 2017/01/29 3 years ago
16 "Eye Chews Ewe" 114 2017/01/26 3 years ago
17 "Finger Off the Trigger" 89 2017/01/26 3 years ago
18 "Focusing" 108 2017/01/27 3 years ago
19 "Fortitude" 88 2017/01/26 3 years ago
20 "Fun, No Fun" 107 2017/01/26 3 years ago
21 "God Complex" 116 2017/01/26 3 years ago
22 "Heraclitus" 82 2017/01/26 3 years ago
23 "Hope" 100 2017/01/26 3 years ago
24 "Humility" 111 2017/01/26 3 years ago
25 "Ignorance" 97 2017/01/26 3 years ago
26 "Insects" 110 2017/01/26 3 years ago
27 "Intelligent Friendship" 180 2017/02/11 3 years ago
28 "Kindness" 115 2017/01/26 3 years ago
29 "Love Sense" 144 2019/04/04 1 year ago
30 "Man of My Word" 130 2017/01/29 3 years ago
31 "More Difficult" 106 2017/01/26 3 years ago
32 "Non-Communicable" 1 204 2017/11/03 3 years ago
33 "One Every Minute" 97 2017/01/26 3 years ago
34 "Pre-Traumatic" 107 2017/01/26 3 years ago
35 "Reflecting" 129 2017/01/29 3 years ago
36 "Role Play" 87 2017/01/26 3 years ago
37 "Same Reason" 125 2017/01/26 3 years ago
38 "Sassy, Not Bratty" 1 86 2017/01/25 3 years ago
39 "Self Aware of Self Control" 93 2017/01/27 3 years ago
40 "Sexationship" 102 2017/01/27 3 years ago
41 "Solution Not Reward" 146 2017/01/26 3 years ago
42 "Technology" 128 2017/01/26 3 years ago
43 "Text Check" 96 2017/01/26 3 years ago
44 "Too Logical" 88 2017/01/26 3 years ago
45 "Transition Team" 98 2017/01/26 3 years ago
46 "Virtually Red" 100 2017/01/26 3 years ago
47 "Wasted Youth" 108 2017/01/26 3 years ago
48 Coughing 55 2020/01/21 45 weeks ago
49 Reasons 188 2020/02/01 2 years ago
50 Taking Issue with Sylvia Plath 92 2017/01/25 3 years ago