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Smelly Socks
Smelly Socks
Clark Steven Lupton
April 18, 2004
There was this guy
He thinks he really rocks
But in fact he is quite uncool
Because he has smelly socks
His feet really stink
He doesn't know, I fear
His feet are always sweating
And hasn't changed them in a year
At the end of the day
He puts them in the ref
And no one can tell him they stink
Because he's also deaf
And the next morning
When he eats his scrambled eggs
He doesn't find it peculiar
That they taste like the bottom of his legs
Then he puts them on
And walks around all day
"Man your socks smell!"
Is what the people say
But he doesn't know
Because he cannot hear
People far away suffer
And it's worse if they're near
Despite their reaction
He really thinks he's cool
And he doesn't realize
That he's a smelly fool
If you think that's bad
He doesn't really care
Not only does he not wash his socks
He also doesn't wash his under wear!
