Un-Gay Paris

~Un-Gay Paris~


I once met a lady from France

who had a no-go zone in her pants.

When I asked her to dance

she said "not a chance,"

then stabbed me with a pencil.



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I once meet a man from Sudan

Who smiled and stuck a rose in my fan

I asked for a kiss

He said “No thanks miss"

Then frenched my husband.