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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
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All these poems in this poem are included in my poetry volume available now
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| 1 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,275 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 2 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 458 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 3 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,197 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 4 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 961 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 5 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 581 | 2022/01/21 | 7 years ago | |
| 6 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 788 | 2021/09/21 | 5 years ago |
| 7 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 599 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 8 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 921 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 9 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,509 | 2022/01/15 | 8 years ago |
| 10 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 406 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 11 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 490 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 12 | TRUTH HURTS | 567 | 2022/02/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 13 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 4,466 | 2022/03/19 | 5 years ago |
| 14 | TIED UP | 2 | 527 | 2022/03/16 | 8 years ago |
| 15 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 434 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 16 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 521 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 17 | THE RAT | 3 | 616 | 2022/01/17 | 8 years ago |
| 18 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,341 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 19 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 429 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 20 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 659 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 21 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 574 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 22 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 599 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 23 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 604 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago |
| 24 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 671 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 25 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 526 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 26 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,198 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 27 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 564 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 28 | STAG FILM | 2 | 12,885 | 2022/06/09 | 8 years ago |
| 29 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 666 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 30 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 328 | 2022/02/17 | 4 years ago | |
| 31 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,254 | 2021/08/20 | 7 years ago |
| 32 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 432 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 33 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 1,028 | 2022/05/04 | 5 years ago |
| 34 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 531 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 35 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 547 | 2022/01/16 | 7 years ago |
| 36 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 398 | 2022/02/23 | 5 years ago |
| 37 | ROADSIDE DINER | 413 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 38 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 517 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 39 | REALITY TV | 2 | 708 | 2021/08/22 | 8 years ago |
| 40 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 591 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 41 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 461 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 42 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 409 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 43 | POOPER SCOOPER | 490 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 44 | POINDEXTER | 369 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 45 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 325 | 2022/03/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 46 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,352 | 2022/01/14 | 8 years ago |
| 47 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 425 | 2022/01/13 | 5 years ago | |
| 48 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,349 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 49 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 662 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 50 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,344 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 51 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 456 | 2022/02/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 52 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 415 | 2022/02/25 | 4 years ago |
| 53 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,191 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 54 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 480 | 2022/03/04 | 5 years ago | |
| 55 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 706 | 2022/03/16 | 7 years ago |
| 56 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 890 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago | |
| 57 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 738 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 58 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 515 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
| 59 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 580 | 2022/01/16 | 4 years ago | |
| 60 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 500 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 61 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,191 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago |
| 62 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 393 | 2022/01/13 | 4 years ago | |
| 63 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 2,602 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 64 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 460 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 65 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 6,650 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 66 | I WANTED HER | 865 | 2022/01/21 | 8 years ago | |
| 67 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,914 | 2022/05/04 | 4 years ago | |
| 68 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 372 | 2022/03/04 | 5 years ago | |
| 69 | HELL'S BELLS | 582 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 70 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 609 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 71 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 645 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago |
| 72 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,280 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 73 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,304 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago | |
| 74 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 660 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 75 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 439 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 76 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 1,464 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 77 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 516 | 2022/01/16 | 4 years ago |
| 78 | FAKE ORGASM | 6,581 | 2023/05/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 79 | FAKE GODS | 1,456 | 2022/10/16 | 5 years ago | |
| 80 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 409 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 81 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 430 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 82 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 886 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 83 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 612 | 2022/01/21 | 7 years ago |
| 84 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 587 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 85 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 549 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
| 86 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 14,553 | 2022/03/19 | 7 years ago |
| 87 | CEASEFIRE | 548 | 2022/01/15 | 7 years ago | |
| 88 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,185 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 89 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 666 | 2022/02/23 | 8 years ago | |
| 90 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 845 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 91 | BOTTLE OPENER | 615 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago | |
| 92 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 893 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago | |
| 93 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 565 | 2022/03/16 | 7 years ago |
| 94 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 605 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago |
| 95 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 430 | 2022/02/23 | 5 years ago |
| 96 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 506 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 97 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 603 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 98 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 6,101 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 99 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,338 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 100 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 650 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 101 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 656 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 102 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 2,101 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 103 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,443 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago | |
| 104 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 786 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
| 105 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 582 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 106 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 552 | 2021/08/20 | 7 years ago |
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