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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
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All these poems in this poem are included in my poetry volume available now
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| 1 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 548 | 2021/08/20 | 7 years ago |
| 2 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 580 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 3 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 782 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
| 4 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,439 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago | |
| 5 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 2,097 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 6 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 651 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 7 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 647 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 8 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,334 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 9 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 6,095 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 10 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 600 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 11 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 501 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 12 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 425 | 2022/02/23 | 5 years ago |
| 13 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 601 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago |
| 14 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 560 | 2022/03/16 | 7 years ago |
| 15 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 888 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago | |
| 16 | BOTTLE OPENER | 610 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago | |
| 17 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 840 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 18 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 661 | 2022/02/23 | 8 years ago | |
| 19 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,183 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 20 | CEASEFIRE | 545 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago | |
| 21 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 14,470 | 2022/03/19 | 7 years ago |
| 22 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 545 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
| 23 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 583 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 24 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 607 | 2022/01/21 | 7 years ago |
| 25 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 883 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 26 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 426 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 27 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 406 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 28 | FAKE GODS | 1,453 | 2022/10/16 | 5 years ago | |
| 29 | FAKE ORGASM | 6,570 | 2023/05/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 30 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 510 | 2022/01/16 | 4 years ago |
| 31 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 1,434 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 32 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 435 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 33 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 653 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 34 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,299 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago | |
| 35 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,276 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 36 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 637 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago |
| 37 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 607 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 38 | HELL'S BELLS | 577 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 39 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 369 | 2022/03/04 | 5 years ago | |
| 40 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,899 | 2022/05/04 | 4 years ago | |
| 41 | I WANTED HER | 861 | 2022/01/21 | 8 years ago | |
| 42 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 6,583 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 43 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 407 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 44 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 2,542 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 45 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 385 | 2022/01/13 | 4 years ago | |
| 46 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,189 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago |
| 47 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 494 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 48 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 574 | 2022/01/16 | 4 years ago | |
| 49 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 513 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
| 50 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 735 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 51 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 886 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago | |
| 52 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 702 | 2022/03/16 | 7 years ago |
| 53 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 474 | 2022/03/04 | 5 years ago | |
| 54 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,182 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 55 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 408 | 2022/02/25 | 4 years ago |
| 56 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 448 | 2022/02/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 57 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,341 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 58 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 655 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 59 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,344 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 60 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 417 | 2022/01/13 | 4 years ago | |
| 61 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,348 | 2022/01/14 | 8 years ago |
| 62 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 320 | 2022/03/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 63 | POINDEXTER | 365 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 64 | POOPER SCOOPER | 485 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 65 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 402 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 66 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 457 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 67 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 585 | 2022/01/14 | 7 years ago |
| 68 | REALITY TV | 2 | 704 | 2021/08/22 | 7 years ago |
| 69 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 513 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 70 | ROADSIDE DINER | 408 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 71 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 394 | 2022/02/23 | 5 years ago |
| 72 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 542 | 2022/01/16 | 7 years ago |
| 73 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 527 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 74 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 1,020 | 2022/05/04 | 5 years ago |
| 75 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 426 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 76 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,251 | 2021/08/20 | 7 years ago |
| 77 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 323 | 2022/02/17 | 4 years ago | |
| 78 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 662 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
| 79 | STAG FILM | 2 | 12,833 | 2022/06/09 | 8 years ago |
| 80 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 561 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 81 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,193 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 82 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 522 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 83 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 666 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 84 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 598 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago |
| 85 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 597 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
| 86 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 567 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 87 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 656 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 88 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 426 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 89 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,337 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago | |
| 90 | THE RAT | 3 | 611 | 2022/01/17 | 8 years ago |
| 91 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 518 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 92 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 429 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 93 | TIED UP | 2 | 522 | 2022/03/16 | 7 years ago |
| 94 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 4,455 | 2022/03/19 | 5 years ago |
| 95 | TRUTH HURTS | 562 | 2022/02/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 96 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 485 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 97 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 399 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 98 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,504 | 2022/01/15 | 8 years ago |
| 99 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 915 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 100 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 595 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |
| 101 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 785 | 2021/09/21 | 4 years ago |
| 102 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 578 | 2022/01/21 | 7 years ago | |
| 103 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 936 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 104 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,196 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 105 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 455 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 106 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,269 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |
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