CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

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1 OPTICAL ILLUSION 325 2022/03/19 4 years ago
2 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 328 2022/02/17 4 years ago
3 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 580 2022/01/16 4 years ago
4 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 456 2022/02/25 4 years ago
5 MY EGO COERCED 2 415 2022/02/25 4 years ago
6 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 516 2022/01/16 4 years ago
7 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 393 2022/01/13 4 years ago
8 TRUTH HURTS 567 2022/02/23 4 years ago
9 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,914 2022/05/04 4 years ago
10 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 460 2021/08/19 4 years ago
11 ROADSIDE DINER 413 2021/08/22 4 years ago
12 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 500 2021/08/19 4 years ago
13 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 564 2021/08/20 4 years ago
14 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 531 2021/08/19 5 years ago
15 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 788 2021/09/21 5 years ago
16 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 506 2021/08/19 5 years ago
17 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 425 2022/01/13 5 years ago
18 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 406 2021/08/19 5 years ago
19 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 660 2021/08/19 5 years ago
20 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 517 2021/08/19 5 years ago
21 POOPER SCOOPER 490 2021/08/22 5 years ago
22 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 961 2021/08/19 5 years ago
23 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 1,028 2022/05/04 5 years ago
24 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 574 2021/08/20 5 years ago
25 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 458 2021/08/22 5 years ago
26 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 526 2022/01/14 5 years ago
27 POINDEXTER 369 2021/08/19 5 years ago
28 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 372 2022/03/04 5 years ago
29 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 893 2022/01/14 5 years ago
30 MOON FLOATING AROUND 480 2022/03/04 5 years ago
31 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 429 2021/08/19 5 years ago
32 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 398 2022/02/23 5 years ago
33 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 659 2021/08/20 5 years ago
34 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,464 2021/08/19 5 years ago
35 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 430 2022/02/23 5 years ago
36 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 430 2021/08/20 5 years ago
37 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 439 2022/01/14 5 years ago
38 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 4,466 2022/03/19 5 years ago
39 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 409 2021/08/22 5 years ago
40 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 409 2021/08/19 5 years ago
41 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 671 2021/08/20 5 years ago
42 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,197 2022/01/14 5 years ago
43 FAKE GODS 1,456 2022/10/16 5 years ago
44 THINKING WITH MY DICK 434 2021/08/19 5 years ago
45 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 461 2022/01/14 5 years ago
46 BOTTLE OPENER 615 2022/01/14 5 years ago
47 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,185 2021/08/19 5 years ago
48 SHE SAID YEAH 2 432 2021/08/22 5 years ago
49 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 490 2021/08/20 5 years ago
50 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 515 2022/01/17 6 years ago
51 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 603 2021/08/19 6 years ago
52 GOTH GIRL 2 1,280 2021/08/19 6 years ago
53 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,344 2021/08/19 6 years ago
54 FAKE ORGASM 6,581 2023/05/23 6 years ago
55 HELL'S BELLS 582 2022/02/23 6 years ago
56 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 605 2021/08/20 6 years ago
57 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 786 2022/03/16 6 years ago
58 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,304 2021/08/22 6 years ago
59 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 549 2022/01/17 6 years ago
60 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,191 2021/08/22 6 years ago
61 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 645 2021/08/22 6 years ago
62 MEANINGLESS JOB 890 2021/08/20 6 years ago
63 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 604 2021/08/20 6 years ago
64 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 599 2022/01/14 7 years ago
65 CEASEFIRE 548 2022/01/15 7 years ago
66 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 552 2021/08/20 7 years ago
67 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 738 2021/08/19 7 years ago
68 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 612 2022/01/21 7 years ago
69 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 609 2022/01/14 7 years ago
70 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,198 2021/08/19 7 years ago
71 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 662 2021/08/19 7 years ago
72 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 521 2021/08/19 7 years ago
73 RAT'S ASS 2 591 2022/01/14 7 years ago
74 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 547 2022/01/16 7 years ago
75 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 599 2021/08/19 7 years ago
76 JILTED LOVER 2 2,602 2022/01/14 7 years ago
77 BOXER SHORTS 4 845 2021/08/19 7 years ago
78 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 921 2021/08/19 7 years ago
79 MISSED JOKE 2 706 2022/03/16 7 years ago
80 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 14,553 2022/03/19 7 years ago
81 IT AMAZES ME 2 6,650 2022/01/14 7 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 581 2022/01/21 7 years ago
83 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,443 2021/08/19 7 years ago
84 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,338 2021/08/19 7 years ago
85 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,254 2021/08/20 7 years ago
86 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 565 2022/03/16 7 years ago
87 REALITY TV 2 708 2021/08/22 8 years ago
88 TIED UP 2 527 2022/03/16 8 years ago
89 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 650 2021/08/19 8 years ago
90 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 582 2021/08/19 8 years ago
91 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 6,101 2021/08/19 8 years ago
92 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,352 2022/01/14 8 years ago
93 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 2,101 2021/08/19 8 years ago
94 THE RAT 3 616 2022/01/17 8 years ago
95 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,341 2021/08/19 8 years ago
96 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,191 2021/08/19 8 years ago
97 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,349 2021/08/19 8 years ago
98 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,275 2021/08/19 8 years ago
99 STAG FILM 2 12,885 2022/06/09 8 years ago
100 UNKIND FATE 1 1,509 2022/01/15 8 years ago
101 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 587 2021/08/19 8 years ago
102 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 666 2022/02/23 8 years ago
103 I WANTED HER 865 2022/01/21 8 years ago
104 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 656 2021/08/19 8 years ago
105 SPARE THE ROD 2 666 2021/08/19 8 years ago
106 DISCIPLINE 1 886 2021/08/19 8 years ago