CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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1 DISCIPLINE 1 883 2021/08/19 8 years ago
2 SPARE THE ROD 2 662 2021/08/19 8 years ago
3 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 651 2021/08/19 8 years ago
4 I WANTED HER 861 2022/01/21 8 years ago
5 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 661 2022/02/23 8 years ago
6 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 583 2021/08/19 8 years ago
7 UNKIND FATE 1 1,504 2022/01/15 8 years ago
8 STAG FILM 2 12,831 2022/06/09 8 years ago
9 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,269 2021/08/19 8 years ago
10 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,344 2021/08/19 8 years ago
11 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,182 2021/08/19 8 years ago
12 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,337 2021/08/19 8 years ago
13 THE RAT 3 611 2022/01/17 8 years ago
14 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 2,097 2021/08/19 8 years ago
15 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,348 2022/01/14 8 years ago
16 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 6,095 2021/08/19 8 years ago
17 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 579 2021/08/19 7 years ago
18 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 647 2021/08/19 7 years ago
19 TIED UP 2 522 2022/03/16 7 years ago
20 REALITY TV 2 704 2021/08/22 7 years ago
21 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 560 2022/03/16 7 years ago
22 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,251 2021/08/20 7 years ago
23 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,333 2021/08/19 7 years ago
24 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,439 2021/08/19 7 years ago
25 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 578 2022/01/21 7 years ago
26 IT AMAZES ME 2 6,581 2022/01/14 7 years ago
27 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 14,469 2022/03/19 7 years ago
28 MISSED JOKE 2 702 2022/03/16 7 years ago
29 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 915 2021/08/19 7 years ago
30 BOXER SHORTS 4 839 2021/08/19 7 years ago
31 JILTED LOVER 2 2,541 2022/01/14 7 years ago
32 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 595 2021/08/19 7 years ago
33 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 542 2022/01/16 7 years ago
34 RAT'S ASS 2 585 2022/01/14 7 years ago
35 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 518 2021/08/19 7 years ago
36 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 655 2021/08/19 7 years ago
37 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,192 2021/08/19 7 years ago
38 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 606 2022/01/14 7 years ago
39 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 607 2022/01/21 7 years ago
40 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 735 2021/08/19 7 years ago
41 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 548 2021/08/20 7 years ago
42 CEASEFIRE 545 2022/01/15 6 years ago
43 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 597 2022/01/14 6 years ago
44 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 598 2021/08/20 6 years ago
45 MEANINGLESS JOB 886 2021/08/20 6 years ago
46 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 637 2021/08/22 6 years ago
47 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,189 2021/08/22 6 years ago
48 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 545 2022/01/17 6 years ago
49 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,299 2021/08/22 6 years ago
50 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 782 2022/03/16 6 years ago
51 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 601 2021/08/20 6 years ago
52 HELL'S BELLS 577 2022/02/23 6 years ago
53 FAKE ORGASM 6,569 2023/05/23 6 years ago
54 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,340 2021/08/19 6 years ago
55 GOTH GIRL 2 1,276 2021/08/19 6 years ago
56 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 600 2021/08/19 6 years ago
57 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 513 2022/01/17 6 years ago
58 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 485 2021/08/20 5 years ago
59 SHE SAID YEAH 2 426 2021/08/22 5 years ago
60 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,183 2021/08/19 5 years ago
61 BOTTLE OPENER 610 2022/01/14 5 years ago
62 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 457 2022/01/14 5 years ago
63 THINKING WITH MY DICK 429 2021/08/19 5 years ago
64 FAKE GODS 1,453 2022/10/16 5 years ago
65 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,195 2022/01/14 5 years ago
66 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 666 2021/08/20 5 years ago
67 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 402 2021/08/19 5 years ago
68 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 406 2021/08/22 5 years ago
69 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 4,455 2022/03/19 5 years ago
70 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 434 2022/01/14 5 years ago
71 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 426 2021/08/20 5 years ago
72 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 425 2022/02/23 5 years ago
73 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,433 2021/08/19 5 years ago
74 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 656 2021/08/20 5 years ago
75 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 394 2022/02/23 5 years ago
76 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 425 2021/08/19 5 years ago
77 MOON FLOATING AROUND 474 2022/03/04 5 years ago
78 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 888 2022/01/14 5 years ago
79 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 368 2022/03/04 5 years ago
80 POINDEXTER 365 2021/08/19 5 years ago
81 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 522 2022/01/14 5 years ago
82 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 455 2021/08/22 5 years ago
83 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 567 2021/08/20 5 years ago
84 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 1,020 2022/05/04 5 years ago
85 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 936 2021/08/19 5 years ago
86 POOPER SCOOPER 485 2021/08/22 5 years ago
87 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 513 2021/08/19 5 years ago
88 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 653 2021/08/19 5 years ago
89 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 399 2021/08/19 4 years ago
90 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 417 2022/01/13 4 years ago
91 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 501 2021/08/19 4 years ago
92 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 784 2021/09/21 4 years ago
93 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 527 2021/08/19 4 years ago
94 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 561 2021/08/20 4 years ago
95 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 493 2021/08/19 4 years ago
96 ROADSIDE DINER 408 2021/08/22 4 years ago
97 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 406 2021/08/19 4 years ago
98 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,898 2022/05/04 4 years ago
99 TRUTH HURTS 562 2022/02/23 4 years ago
100 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 385 2022/01/13 4 years ago
101 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 510 2022/01/16 4 years ago
102 MY EGO COERCED 2 408 2022/02/25 4 years ago
103 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 448 2022/02/25 4 years ago
104 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 574 2022/01/16 4 years ago
105 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 323 2022/02/17 4 years ago
106 OPTICAL ILLUSION 320 2022/03/19 4 years ago