CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

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1 DISCIPLINE 1 777 2021/08/19 6 years ago
2 SPARE THE ROD 2 566 2021/08/19 6 years ago
3 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 561 2021/08/19 6 years ago
4 I WANTED HER 778 2022/01/21 6 years ago
5 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 572 2022/02/23 6 years ago
6 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 489 2021/08/19 6 years ago
7 UNKIND FATE 1 1,376 2022/01/15 6 years ago
8 STAG FILM 2 8,060 2022/06/09 6 years ago
9 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,152 2021/08/19 6 years ago
10 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,211 2021/08/19 6 years ago
11 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,099 2021/08/19 6 years ago
12 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,240 2021/08/19 5 years ago
13 THE RAT 3 521 2022/01/17 5 years ago
14 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 1,591 2021/08/19 5 years ago
15 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,254 2022/01/14 5 years ago
16 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 4,687 2021/08/19 5 years ago
17 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 479 2021/08/19 5 years ago
18 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 559 2021/08/19 5 years ago
19 TIED UP 2 436 2022/03/16 5 years ago
20 REALITY TV 2 612 2021/08/22 5 years ago
21 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 464 2022/03/16 5 years ago
22 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,153 2021/08/20 5 years ago
23 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,223 2021/08/19 5 years ago
24 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,313 2021/08/19 5 years ago
25 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 458 2022/01/21 5 years ago
26 IT AMAZES ME 2 1,901 2022/01/14 5 years ago
27 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 9,502 2022/03/19 5 years ago
28 MISSED JOKE 2 583 2022/03/16 5 years ago
29 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 779 2021/08/19 5 years ago
30 BOXER SHORTS 4 715 2021/08/19 5 years ago
31 JILTED LOVER 2 1,699 2022/01/14 5 years ago
32 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 502 2021/08/19 5 years ago
33 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 421 2022/01/16 5 years ago
34 RAT'S ASS 2 478 2022/01/14 5 years ago
35 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 421 2021/08/19 5 years ago
36 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 554 2021/08/19 5 years ago
37 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,063 2021/08/19 5 years ago
38 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 490 2022/01/14 5 years ago
39 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 506 2022/01/21 5 years ago
40 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 634 2021/08/19 5 years ago
41 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 452 2021/08/20 4 years ago
42 CEASEFIRE 465 2022/01/15 4 years ago
43 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 504 2022/01/14 4 years ago
44 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 507 2021/08/20 4 years ago
45 MEANINGLESS JOB 729 2021/08/20 4 years ago
46 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 533 2021/08/22 4 years ago
47 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,080 2021/08/22 4 years ago
48 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 463 2022/01/17 4 years ago
49 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,195 2021/08/22 4 years ago
50 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 639 2022/03/16 4 years ago
51 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 499 2021/08/20 4 years ago
52 HELL'S BELLS 471 2022/02/23 4 years ago
53 FAKE ORGASM 4,171 2023/05/23 4 years ago
54 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,174 2021/08/19 4 years ago
55 GOTH GIRL 2 1,146 2021/08/19 4 years ago
56 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 507 2021/08/19 4 years ago
57 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 400 2022/01/17 3 years ago
58 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 392 2021/08/20 3 years ago
59 SHE SAID YEAH 2 333 2021/08/22 3 years ago
60 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,026 2021/08/19 3 years ago
61 BOTTLE OPENER 520 2022/01/14 3 years ago
62 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 360 2022/01/14 3 years ago
63 THINKING WITH MY DICK 347 2021/08/19 3 years ago
64 FAKE GODS 1,306 2022/10/16 3 years ago
65 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,081 2022/01/14 3 years ago
66 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 540 2021/08/20 3 years ago
67 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 317 2021/08/19 3 years ago
68 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 294 2021/08/22 3 years ago
69 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 2,527 2022/03/19 3 years ago
70 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 336 2022/01/14 3 years ago
71 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 337 2021/08/20 3 years ago
72 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 322 2022/02/23 3 years ago
73 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 610 2021/08/19 3 years ago
74 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 433 2021/08/20 3 years ago
75 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 288 2022/02/23 3 years ago
76 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 322 2021/08/19 3 years ago
77 MOON FLOATING AROUND 360 2022/03/04 3 years ago
78 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 470 2022/01/14 3 years ago
79 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 269 2022/03/04 3 years ago
80 POINDEXTER 269 2021/08/19 2 years ago
81 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 408 2022/01/14 2 years ago
82 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 350 2021/08/22 2 years ago
83 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 370 2021/08/20 2 years ago
84 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 535 2022/05/04 2 years ago
85 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 492 2021/08/19 2 years ago
86 POOPER SCOOPER 331 2021/08/22 2 years ago
87 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 412 2021/08/19 2 years ago
88 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 547 2021/08/19 2 years ago
89 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 294 2021/08/19 2 years ago
90 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 320 2022/01/13 2 years ago
91 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 387 2021/08/19 2 years ago
92 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 606 2021/09/21 2 years ago
93 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 413 2021/08/19 2 years ago
94 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 453 2021/08/20 2 years ago
95 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 383 2021/08/19 2 years ago
96 ROADSIDE DINER 294 2021/08/22 2 years ago
97 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 275 2021/08/19 2 years ago
98 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,027 2022/05/04 2 years ago
99 TRUTH HURTS 460 2022/02/23 2 years ago
100 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 272 2022/01/13 2 years ago
101 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 399 2022/01/16 2 years ago
102 MY EGO COERCED 2 306 2022/02/25 2 years ago
103 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 337 2022/02/25 2 years ago
104 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 465 2022/01/16 2 years ago
105 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 216 2022/02/17 2 years ago
106 OPTICAL ILLUSION 230 2022/03/19 2 years ago