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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
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All these poems in this poem are included in my poetry volume available now
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| 1 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 294 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 2 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 275 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 3 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 216 | 2022/02/17 | 2 years ago | |
| 4 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 458 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 5 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,195 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 6 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 610 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 7 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 349 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 8 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 320 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 9 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,211 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 10 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,026 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago | |
| 11 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 229 | 2022/03/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 12 | CEASEFIRE | 465 | 2022/01/15 | 4 years ago | |
| 13 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 540 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 14 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 433 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 15 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 370 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
| 16 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 387 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 17 | TRUTH HURTS | 460 | 2022/02/23 | 2 years ago | |
| 18 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 317 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 19 | I WANTED HER | 778 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 20 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,240 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 21 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 272 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
| 22 | HELL'S BELLS | 471 | 2022/02/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 23 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 322 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 24 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 492 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 25 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 572 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 26 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 729 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 27 | FAKE ORGASM | 4,170 | 2023/05/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 28 | BOTTLE OPENER | 520 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 29 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 360 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 30 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 470 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 31 | POOPER SCOOPER | 331 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 32 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 452 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
| 33 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 1,591 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 34 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 269 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 35 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 412 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 36 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 383 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 37 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 337 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago | |
| 38 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 346 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 39 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 337 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 40 | POINDEXTER | 268 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 41 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 547 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
| 42 | ROADSIDE DINER | 294 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
| 43 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 4,686 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 44 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 464 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago | |
| 45 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,313 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 46 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 507 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 47 | FAKE GODS | 1,306 | 2022/10/16 | 3 years ago | |
| 48 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 777 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 49 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,152 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 50 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 559 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 51 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 561 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 52 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 488 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 53 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,376 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago |
| 54 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,254 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 55 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 408 | 2022/01/14 | 2 years ago |
| 56 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 479 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 57 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 451 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 58 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 400 | 2022/01/17 | 3 years ago |
| 59 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,081 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 60 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 566 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 61 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 1,900 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 62 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 478 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 63 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 639 | 2022/03/16 | 4 years ago |
| 64 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 392 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago |
| 65 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,099 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 66 | TIED UP | 2 | 436 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 67 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 9,501 | 2022/03/19 | 5 years ago |
| 68 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 504 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
| 69 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 499 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 70 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 332 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 71 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 288 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 72 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 535 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago |
| 73 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 606 | 2021/09/21 | 2 years ago |
| 74 | REALITY TV | 2 | 612 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 75 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 582 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 76 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 507 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 77 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,026 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago |
| 78 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 293 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
| 79 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 412 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago |
| 80 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 397 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago |
| 81 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 464 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 82 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 779 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 83 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 305 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago |
| 84 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,153 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 85 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 533 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 86 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,173 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 87 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 359 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 88 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 336 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 89 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 1,699 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 90 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 506 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago |
| 91 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,079 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 92 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,145 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 93 | STAG FILM | 2 | 8,059 | 2022/06/09 | 6 years ago |
| 94 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 634 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 95 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 463 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
| 96 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 322 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 97 | THE RAT | 3 | 521 | 2022/01/17 | 5 years ago |
| 98 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 421 | 2022/01/16 | 5 years ago |
| 99 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 421 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 100 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 553 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 101 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 2,526 | 2022/03/19 | 3 years ago |
| 102 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 715 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 103 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,223 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 104 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 502 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 105 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,063 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 106 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 490 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
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