CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Commentssort icon Views Updated Posted
1 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,300 2021/08/22 6 years ago
2 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,434 2021/08/19 5 years ago
3 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 399 2021/08/19 4 years ago
4 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 407 2021/08/19 4 years ago
5 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 323 2022/02/17 4 years ago
6 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 578 2022/01/21 7 years ago
7 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 667 2021/08/20 5 years ago
8 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 656 2021/08/20 5 years ago
9 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 455 2021/08/22 5 years ago
10 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 417 2022/01/13 4 years ago
11 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,344 2021/08/19 8 years ago
12 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,899 2022/05/04 4 years ago
13 OPTICAL ILLUSION 320 2022/03/19 4 years ago
14 CEASEFIRE 546 2022/01/15 6 years ago
15 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 402 2021/08/19 5 years ago
16 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 567 2021/08/20 5 years ago
17 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 501 2021/08/19 4 years ago
18 TRUTH HURTS 562 2022/02/23 4 years ago
19 HELL'S BELLS 578 2022/02/23 6 years ago
20 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 426 2021/08/19 5 years ago
21 I WANTED HER 861 2022/01/21 8 years ago
22 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,337 2021/08/19 8 years ago
23 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 385 2022/01/13 4 years ago
24 FAKE ORGASM 6,570 2023/05/23 6 years ago
25 BOTTLE OPENER 610 2022/01/14 5 years ago
26 MOON FLOATING AROUND 474 2022/03/04 5 years ago
27 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 936 2021/08/19 5 years ago
28 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 661 2022/02/23 8 years ago
29 MEANINGLESS JOB 886 2021/08/20 6 years ago
30 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 888 2022/01/14 5 years ago
31 POOPER SCOOPER 485 2021/08/22 5 years ago
32 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 561 2021/08/20 4 years ago
33 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 2,097 2021/08/19 8 years ago
34 THINKING WITH MY DICK 429 2021/08/19 5 years ago
35 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 427 2021/08/20 5 years ago
36 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 369 2022/03/04 5 years ago
37 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 513 2021/08/19 5 years ago
38 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 494 2021/08/19 4 years ago
39 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 448 2022/02/25 4 years ago
40 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 600 2021/08/19 6 years ago
41 FAKE GODS 1,453 2022/10/16 5 years ago
42 POINDEXTER 365 2021/08/19 5 years ago
43 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 653 2021/08/19 5 years ago
44 ROADSIDE DINER 408 2021/08/22 4 years ago
45 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 6,095 2021/08/19 8 years ago
46 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 574 2022/01/16 4 years ago
47 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,439 2021/08/19 7 years ago
48 DISCIPLINE 1 883 2021/08/19 8 years ago
49 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,270 2021/08/19 8 years ago
50 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 647 2021/08/19 7 years ago
51 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 651 2021/08/19 8 years ago
52 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 583 2021/08/19 8 years ago
53 UNKIND FATE 1 1,504 2022/01/15 8 years ago
54 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,348 2022/01/14 8 years ago
55 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 513 2022/01/17 6 years ago
56 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,196 2022/01/14 5 years ago
57 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 522 2022/01/14 5 years ago
58 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 580 2021/08/19 7 years ago
59 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 549 2021/08/20 7 years ago
60 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 782 2022/03/16 6 years ago
61 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 485 2021/08/20 5 years ago
62 SPARE THE ROD 2 662 2021/08/19 8 years ago
63 IT AMAZES ME 2 6,583 2022/01/14 7 years ago
64 RAT'S ASS 2 585 2022/01/14 7 years ago
65 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 601 2021/08/20 6 years ago
66 SHE SAID YEAH 2 426 2021/08/22 5 years ago
67 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 394 2022/02/23 5 years ago
68 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,183 2021/08/19 8 years ago
69 TIED UP 2 522 2022/03/16 7 years ago
70 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 14,470 2022/03/19 7 years ago
71 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 597 2022/01/14 6 years ago
72 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,183 2021/08/19 5 years ago
73 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 406 2021/08/22 5 years ago
74 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 1,021 2022/05/04 5 years ago
75 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 785 2021/09/21 4 years ago
76 REALITY TV 2 704 2021/08/22 7 years ago
77 MISSED JOKE 2 702 2022/03/16 7 years ago
78 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 598 2021/08/20 6 years ago
79 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 527 2021/08/19 4 years ago
80 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 510 2022/01/16 4 years ago
81 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 560 2022/03/16 7 years ago
82 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 916 2021/08/19 7 years ago
83 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,341 2021/08/19 6 years ago
84 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 457 2022/01/14 5 years ago
85 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 435 2022/01/14 5 years ago
86 MY EGO COERCED 2 408 2022/02/25 4 years ago
87 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,251 2021/08/20 7 years ago
88 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 637 2021/08/22 6 years ago
89 GOTH GIRL 2 1,276 2021/08/19 6 years ago
90 JILTED LOVER 2 2,542 2022/01/14 7 years ago
91 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 608 2022/01/21 7 years ago
92 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,189 2021/08/22 6 years ago
93 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 546 2022/01/17 6 years ago
94 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 425 2022/02/23 5 years ago
95 STAG FILM 2 12,833 2022/06/09 8 years ago
96 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 735 2021/08/19 7 years ago
97 THE RAT 3 611 2022/01/17 8 years ago
98 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 542 2022/01/16 7 years ago
99 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 519 2021/08/19 7 years ago
100 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 655 2021/08/19 7 years ago
101 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 4,455 2022/03/19 5 years ago
102 BOXER SHORTS 4 840 2021/08/19 7 years ago
103 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,334 2021/08/19 7 years ago
104 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 596 2021/08/19 7 years ago
105 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,193 2021/08/19 7 years ago
106 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 607 2022/01/14 7 years ago