How To Alienize A Girl

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Take a poetry book of your choice

And walk to a public area

Preferably frequented by females

And sit down and read

 

Soon

If you wait long enough

And watch carefully enough

You'll see a girl staring at you through the aisles

 

Pretend you don't notice

Pretend you can't see

But then suddenly look up and look deep onto her eyes

Pour all of your feelings into that glance

 

And then

When she walks over to talk

Shoot her a distant glare

And watch as she stops in her tracks

 

Confused

She'll walk away

A little less certain than before

The puzzle will confound her all day

 

It's great

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