How To Alienize A Girl

Notes on Life

Take a poetry book of your choice

And walk to a public area

Preferably frequented by females

And sit down and read



If you wait long enough

And watch carefully enough

You'll see a girl staring at you through the aisles


Pretend you don't notice

Pretend you can't see

But then suddenly look up and look deep onto her eyes

Pour all of your feelings into that glance


And then

When she walks over to talk

Shoot her a distant glare

And watch as she stops in her tracks



She'll walk away

A little less certain than before

The puzzle will confound her all day


It's great

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