Love Humor

.

If I actually had stars

in my eyes for you

I would be dead

from the sheer mass

and heat of two solar

system's centers.

.

If you fly with me

to the moon, we would

suffocate. It would be

the short kiss goodbye.

.

If your love was bright

as the sun, it would burn

out my eyes and end

any chance of us

having sex later.

.

allets

12-03-16

903p

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Author's Notes/Comments: 

Just poking fun at a few cliches ~(:D)-

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SSmoothie's picture

Psalms pragmatism goes a long

Psalms pragmatism goes a long way in reality! Ouch! That hurt my funny bone! Hugss 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's life SIMS, but not as we know it" - ¡$&am

allets's picture

Funny Bone Band Aids

 

Add mecuricome, iodine swabs, and a large doses of 18 proof oral alcohol to cure a battered funny bone. Old family recipe. Works better without the mecuricome and iodine swabs. :D

 

 


 

 

and_hera_met_zeus's picture

hahahaha!!!!

that was hysterical!

allets's picture

Glad The Sense of Humor

is WORKING still. I had to dust it off. Thank for the read. Yr poempal, crews.


 

 

Blackwingedbird's picture

I'm glad you didn't work in

I'm glad you didn't work in mention of a black-hole!lol

allets's picture

I Kept Thinking Asteroids

but like black holes, could not find a cliche (maybe we need to invent some) Astrophysics anyone? :D