Love Humor


If I actually had stars

in my eyes for you

I would be dead

from the sheer mass

and heat of two solar

system's centers.


If you fly with me

to the moon, we would

suffocate. It would be

the short kiss goodbye.


If your love was bright

as the sun, it would burn

out my eyes and end

any chance of us

having sex later.







Author's Notes/Comments: 

Just poking fun at a few cliches ~(:D)-

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SSmoothie's picture

Psalms pragmatism goes a long

Psalms pragmatism goes a long way in reality! Ouch! That hurt my funny bone! Hugss 

Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's life SIMS, but not as we know it" - ¡$&am

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Funny Bone Band Aids


Add mecuricome, iodine swabs, and a large doses of 18 proof oral alcohol to cure a battered funny bone. Old family recipe. Works better without the mecuricome and iodine swabs. :D





and_hera_met_zeus's picture


that was hysterical!

allets's picture

Glad The Sense of Humor

is WORKING still. I had to dust it off. Thank for the read. Yr poempal, crews.



Blackwingedbird's picture

I'm glad you didn't work in

I'm glad you didn't work in mention of a black-hole!lol

allets's picture

I Kept Thinking Asteroids

but like black holes, could not find a cliche (maybe we need to invent some) Astrophysics anyone? :D