Were Santa's Reindeer Female?

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Are Santa's reindeer really

male? If so, why is one

of them named Vixen?

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And when Santa stops

on the proverbial rooftop

does he yell, "Woe guys!"

or does he exclaim,

"Down Dear!"

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I have to admit that

Blitzen is a pretty harsh

handle for a girl, and

Cupid was a God's son,

and, if history teaches us

anything worth remembering,

most fairy tales were written

by men and a revision

would require renaming them

raindoes and that would

just be wrong.

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allets

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lol, i have to agree

lol, i have to agree

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Just Foolin' Around Durin' The Season

I'm in deer mode - allets (Thanks for the read)


 

 

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it was the night before christmas   and all through the house

i couldn`t hear a thing    not even a mouse

then all a sudden i heard a noise up on the roof

it must have been a reindeer hoof

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It was the night before Christmas

It was the night before

Christmas and all through

the crib nothing was under

the tree; not even a rib.

.

Then,damn! What's all that

racket up on the ceilin'?

I'm getting that get my

gun creepy somebody

breakin' in feelin'.

.

But no, it's just Santa

and eight deer tryin'

to crash in. (I forget

at least one raindog 

whenever I list 'em).

.

Red is not a good color

for a phat white saint. Tight

fit down my furnace pipes.

I betcha he cain't.

 

:D Merry Christmas! ~ Stella

 

 


 

 

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made me smile !

made me smile !

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Made Me Rethink Ebonics

Each generation brings forward creatively their own language to confound adults I suppose or as a protest against, well, everything. I shall consult urban dictionary to update, I'm still in an Ebonically challenged 60's. Glad I made ja smile. - Stella -