Sugarplum Clit Tease

We'll build the brand aggressively... Sugarplum will be a household name in no time... I'm renting a quarter of an industrial park just north of Hanoi, Vietnam at an amazing rate... thank you, globalisation... you too, free trade... ya, there's been a few hiccups in production... two or three or five permanently disabled little brown kids... oh, those little fingers catch in the open gears so easily... one lost her entire arm... lucky to be alive and such... praise Buddah... and remember  the environmental "setbacks" we had at that tannery in Michigan back in the late '90s?... you won't believe this... I had Wang, my Chinese engineer, design a trough running straight through the wall into the river... ya, 24/7... they don't even notice... they have a local word for the smell... funny sounding language... you know, they throw their buckets of feces and urine right into the gutters running through their shantytown alleys... its not as bad as India, but its close...

 

Anyway, I have four 40-foot containers on a Norwegian supercargo ship passing through Suez four days from now... my line production manager said they crammed 25,000 clit tease units into each container... ya ya, no shit!... the shrink wrapping and new brand logo design in hot pink really catches the eye... very smart, sharp sharpish... It'll be in New York in less than a month.

View .ciasorp's Full Portfolio