Jameson brand Irish whiskey
makes me read faster
more smoothly, effortlessly
sipping Yuengling brand beer;
light beer is for narcisistic pretty boys
who've never had their teeth kicked in.


flowing gliding striding abiding
do you imbibe?
infusing your soul with alcoholic inspiration?
God forbid! that you should live
break free from norms
take unnecessary risks with your long-term health,
because you're so fucking special and talented;
you know because your mother told you so.

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