RawDog.

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Spree.

Knock, knock
It's Casper at your door
Breaking the hymens of sons
Wives' foreheads meet my gun
Turning Christian daughters into whores
Jedi, you bitch niggas
We rob stores
Our force break floors
Parish from our anger
Your world is no more
Kidnap your girl
Strip her down
Tell her to show some more
Hand her a rusty machete
And force her to turn her skin into confetti
Ripping and a'shredding
My white tee looks like a used tampon
I'm dressed for this Bloody Mary's wedding
Fuck going steady
I'd rather beat the guts up
Even if she don't let me
Now before you go and tell a lie
And complain and cry
Try to remember the rules
It's not rape if you yell "surprise".

Alex, Alex
Why you on that foul shit?
I just wanna stab ya, bitch
Slice ya clit
I'm not fucking crazy
I'm just a Tyler Perry Movie antagonist
Fuck love and all that faggot shit
Get down and suck this opposite of flaccid dick
Where's my naughty neighbor at?
I need to borrow some acid

I've gone from no job to a flow-job
I'm shredding you fucking dicks
Like a Baraka blowjob
I'm a young nigga from East Nasty
I swear on my life I won't stop
You catch me shooting guns in the air
Like there's no God.
I run shit like Flo-Jo
Ridin' dirty like Chamillionaire
Fuck Derulo
But I am with Han Solo
Riding solo
I don't think you fuckers get it
My car is so low

This song is for the angry mother fuckers
Sitting in their bedrooms alone
Crying and fucking raging
Then pretending everything's cool
When mom and dad get home
Writing in diaries about in order to be happy
They have to be stoned
Smoke a L, bump a line
Do whatever to get to a home away from home

You'll never realize the anger in me
I'm Casper Unfriendly
If you don't like it, you faggots
Can fucking unfriend me
I'm known for having plenty of enemies
Because they're girlfriends are friends of me
They want to get intimate
I'm too drunk to care
About their sentiments
I just want your bitch to be the instrument
Of my criminal incidents
Murderous intent
Dodging cops at school events
Because the corpses of students
Are hanging from the campus fence
Looking for a teacher bitch
Who will suck a minor's dick
Bashed her head on the desk throat fucking
Now there's blood on my shit
Watch me slit my wrist
And bleed moonshine
Now take a sip
Hear me laugh as my invisible crimson
Rots away your fucking lips

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Take me seriously or something.

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MyinsecureSelf's picture

Strange way of expressing yourself..

I thought this was very vivid and graphic, and I think the people who thought this was disturbing have a genuine reason to be.
Even if you were just kidding, it still seems like you having these thoughts and publicizing them is bizarre.
But yet I also understand that there is a huge jump from thinking about something and actually doing it.
Do I really care? not really... but I would say even though you have the full right to exercise your freedom of speech, I would be more careful about what you say because you don't know how it can come back to bite you.

LovingLovelace's picture

Haha, I have this weird

Haha, I have this weird feeling that I probably shouldn't praise you on this.

Cause I'm a girl so I should be all "OMG, I cannot believe you wrote this it is so degradeing to women.....blah blah blah.'

But, I think it's great. Doesn't matter what the words are, just the feeling you get and the message you leave behind. And you got exactly the reaction you thought it would. And that is all an author can really hope for. Or maybe (okay yes I am) a little nieve.

Keep on writing. Drunk off your ass or sober.

Love,
LovingLovelace.


If your mirror doesn't find you one of the most beautiful people it has ever seen, punch it and find a better mirror.

CaspertheUnfriendly's picture

Thank you.

Finally someone realizes the point behind this. It wasn't even meant to convey fear or hatred, it was just to get a rise out of easily offended people. Thank you for not being an uptight idiot.haha

Fitzgerald's picture

Never be too serious, no

Never be too serious, no matter what anyone tells you. Your words are your own. If you feel like showing them off to everyone.. do so.

Callis.at.the.Palace's picture

Disregard the haters

Bahaha. Keep doing your thing duder. The second you start giving yourself barriers is the second you start failing as a writer.


"Where do you go when nowhere feels like home?"-FBMF

HisWithNoDoubt's picture

There is something seriously

There is something seriously fucking wrong with u. U need to b in like the mental hospital or something.

NoIDon'tHaveDementia's picture

What's the matter..?

Don't you want to be stripped of your morals and raped like the wife you're not? I aughta teach you and your little peach fuzz pounder int hat picture that you shouldn't stick your tongue out if you don't intend to use it.

HisWithNoDoubt's picture

I'll stick my tongue out if I

I'll stick my tongue out if I want.

CaspertheUnfriendly's picture

Just fuck off.

I'm being nice.

HisWithNoDoubt's picture

Doesn't seem like it. Seems

Doesn't seem like it. Seems like ur bein sassy to me.

CaspertheUnfriendly's picture

-______-

I was drunk as fuck when I wrote this. I say shit like this just to fuck with love poem, boy problem cum dumpsters like you. Please don't make me mad. My aggressive attitude can triple when I'm pissed off.

HisWithNoDoubt's picture

It was degrading to women.

It was degrading to women. That was my point. And I can get pretty pissy myself.

CaspertheUnfriendly's picture

I obviously don't care if I

I obviously don't care if I degrade women. I actually degrade everything including myself. And I've had 3 therapists before. They obviously don't do shit for me.

HisWithNoDoubt's picture

Therapists never do shit for

Therapists never do shit for ne one.

CaspertheUnfriendly's picture

And you think a mental

And you think a mental hospital would be any better? Sorry, I'll stick to pissing off people, skateboarding, and being immature. It sucks that people take the time out to take me seriously.

HisWithNoDoubt's picture

Damn really? I basically Jus

Damn really? I basically Jus fucking apologized.

CaspertheUnfriendly's picture

K.

K.

CaspertheUnfriendly's picture

Dirty Sanchez.

First of all, fuck you.
Second, you did exactly what I said to do, you took me seriously.

Way to be a pawn in my fucking schemes, shithead.